jordana brewster

Body Snatchers: The Thing vs The Faculty

The Thing vs The Faculty

The Thing is a so-called classic horror film starring Goldie Hawn's husband and some other old dudes. The Faculty is a tour de force of perfect casting, clever writing, and some real scares. If I was in charge of Hollywood, I would implement a law that required every film to star Jordana Brewster and any offenders would be sent into the La Brea Tar Pit.

Riding Dirty: Baby Driver vs The Fate of the Furious

Baby Driver vs The Fate of the Furious

Imagine a world where people drive fast cars and always have a witty comeback.  Are you Team Baby or Team Toretto? I compare Baby Driver to The Fate of the Furious in this episode and I make NO APOLOGIES for being Team Toretto all the way.