Is pitting Spotlight against Never Been Kissed totally inappropriate? Maybe, but the mystery of where Leelee Sobieski has been hiding is more fascinating to me than 99% of Spotlight.
Wedding Bells: The Godfather vs My Best Friend's Wedding
The Godfather represents 175 minutes of life that Emily will never get back. My Best Friend's Wedding showcases the charm and giant hair of Julia Roberts in only 105 minutes. Empirically, My Best Friend's Wedding is the better movie.
Follow Your Dreams: La La Land vs Showgirls
In the first episode of Tasteless, Emily breaks down the types of terrible movies she loves and explains why Showgirls is a better film than La La Land.