The holiday season is upon us, so this week I'm featuring two dark Christmas tales about identity and family — it's The Santa Clause vs The Long Kiss Goodnight.
PS: This is my official petition to make The Long Kiss Goodnight a holiday movie.
Glory Days: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Captain Marvel
This week we have 2 emotionally stunted super heroes in the Marvel Cinematic Universe who like flannel and leather jackets and whose films are fully taking advantage of our love for nostalgia — it's Guardians of the Galaxy vs Captain Marvel.