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Shades of Grey: Saving Private Ryan vs Birds of Prey

Saving Private Ryan vs Birds of Prey

Two movies about morality outside the bounds of polite society and banding together — it's Saving Private Ryan vs Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

Episode Transcript & Breakdown

Every episode of Tasteless, I take a critically acclaimed film and compare it to one that shares the same themes but didn't get the attention it deserves — and explain why that second movie is my pick. This week: two movies about morality outside the bounds of polite society and banding together. It's Saving Private Ryan versus Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn. I will say the full name only once, thank you.

Saving Private Ryan

Following the Normandy Landings, a group of U.S. soldiers go behind enemy lines to retrieve a paratrooper whose comrades have been killed in action.

This movie came out in 1998, has a 93% on Rotten Tomatoes, and is number 26 on the top-rated movies of all time. It won five Oscars — Best Director for Steven Spielberg, Best Sound, Best Cinematography, Best Film Editing, Best Sound Effects Editing. It was nominated for another six that it didn't win, including Best Picture, Best Actor for Tom Hanks, and Best Music for John Williams.

This movie kicks off with too many barfs. One of my only problems with movies: animals being hurt, barfs. Those are the things I don't like in a film. But I can't blame these guys — they are in an old-timey boat going to shore to do battle. They're barfing all over the place. Hate it.

I had seen this movie a couple of years ago and really didn't internalize a lot of it. Didn't really think about it again. But on rewatching, I was really struck. When I started it and saw it was almost three hours, I was kind of like, ugh, God, another one of these. But the first 25 minutes or so of the landing on Omaha Beach, the Normandy landing — the brutality really comes through on the screen.

A guy loses his arm — he has viscera on his sleeve hanging off, and he kind of bends over and picks up the arm and stands up and trudges off holding his arm. There's the guy that Tom Hanks is dragging and then he realizes it's only half a body — he only got his top half. He thought he was saving this guy, but he only got his top half. There's the guy who gets shot on his helmet — a bullet pings off the side, and he's like, oh my God, I just got shot but I'm okay. So he takes off his helmet to look at it, like, wow, this just saved my life. While looking at it, he gets shot in the head and dies.

Some guy is laying there with his guts hanging out and he's like, mama, mama. I mean, not like that at all. I feel like if my guts were hanging out, I would definitely be yelling for my cat. But here's the thing — the indignity of not only having your intestines outside your body, but having sand get into your intestines. Just awful.

It's just 25 minutes of relentless, unflinching war. It's not Michael Bay action-y. It's not bright red blood. It's real in this way that is striking and I was very impressed by.

The conceit of this movie is that a secretary realizes that three brothers have died in three different conflicts — three brothers, last name Ryan. And the army is basically like, God, we have to tell this mother that three of her sons are dead, but there's still one brother left alive. He paratrooped in somewhere but they lost track — something went wrong with the landing, so no one knows where he is. The army's like, okay, we have to get the other Ryan brother. Private Ryan. Save him, Private Ryan. We have to bring him home to his mother so that we don't tell her every single one of her four sons have died.

Now, I think in real life at this point, knowing our government, it would be more like — we better kill that mom so she doesn't tell anyone that the army killed all four of her children. But in this movie they are going to go rescue James Ryan.

Tom Hanks is the leader. He is in charge of the band of men that go to save Private Ryan. His name is Miller, and he's this kind of tough guy. I've talked about this before — I don't dislike Tom Hanks, I like him, he seems like a nice man, I'll watch his movies. I am never like, oh my God, what incredible acting, the way that I am when I watch Rebecca Hall or Christian Bale, who even when I don't love his movies or his zaniness, I watch him act and I'm like, wow, he's doing something.

Tom Hanks always plays these mild-mannered guys. There's this bet among the guys under his command about what his job might be, because no one's positive what he did before the war. He finally tells them: I was an English teacher and I love my wife. Which is the epitome of Tom Hanks roles. He's mild-mannered, he does the right thing.

He has seven other people on his team. Tom Sizemore is the second in command and he gets to say the title at one point — he gets to say "saving Private Ryan," so good for him. Edward Burns is the New York guy. Perfectly — that's his thing. I hadn't really realized until recently that he directs and writes movies in addition to acting. No one else is bringing us important New York stories like Edward Burns. He's very much like, hey, I'm Edward Burns. You like pizza? I may need to bump up New York on my list of hot accents. And remember how hot Edward Burns was in 27 Dresses as Katherine Heigl's boss? None of this pertains to Saving Private Ryan.

In Saving Private Ryan, Edward Burns is like, why are eight guys being risked for one guy? He's the most outspoken to Tom Hanks that he doesn't agree with this plan, but at the end of the day he will follow orders. He's like, this is stupid. What are we doing here? Hey, this is stupid. What are we doing here? You like pizza? Just like that.

Maybe most importantly — we forget, or I had forgotten, and I think the world has forgotten because they're rude — that Vin Diesel was in this movie. In fact, his role, Caparzo, was written for him after Steven Spielberg saw Diesel's independent film Strays, which was Vin's directorial, writing, producing, and lead acting debut. I need to watch that movie ASAP.

He is kind of the comedic relief along with Adam Goldberg. They're buddies, they hang out, they're chit-chatty with each other. Vin Diesel does unfortunately die in this movie because he takes a kid when he's not supposed to. He gets shot because he opens himself up to it. He's just laying there bleeding out and it's raining. Who knew we were going to have ten Fast and Furiouses after this? He looks so good in this movie. Vin Diesel has the littlest shadow of hair on his head and it looks incredible. I don't even know if it's painted on.

So Upham the translator — Jeremy Davies plays him. He's this guy who wasn't part of their crew. They were all together when they stormed the beach, but now on this mission to save Ryan, he gets added because he can speak German and French. And he's like, I want to bring my typewriter. He looks like Andrew Garfield.

But here's what's important to talk about with Jeremy Davies. He does cameos — on cameo.com — that are an hour plus each. It is bananas. You get your money's worth. On his Cameo page, he says: I'd redefine grateful if you'd read a letter I wrote to my fans, which you can find on jeremiedavies.com. I need everyone to go to jeremiedavies.com. His letter is titled "A Criminally Misfit Altruistic Inaugural Social Media Mission Statement of Sorts" and is 32 pages long. I am fascinated by this man. I cannot get over it. I'm starting a book club just for this. We're all going to read that 32-page letter and then we're going to get back together and talk about it.

Matt Damon plays Private Ryan. Steven Spielberg cast him because he wanted an unknown actor with an all-American look. But before this movie came out, Matt Damon won the Oscar for Good Will Hunting and became a massive star. So that didn't work out. He's really good in this. He has this scene where he tears up and I started crying watching it. But then he tells this very weird story about his brother making out with a girl in a barn and she runs into a wall and is knocked out, which is not a fun story. And Matt's like, well Tom, what's your story? And Tom's like, I'm going to save my story for me.

Brian Cranston pops up — also very hot with a buzz cut. Paul Giamatti. Nathan Fillion, at one point they think he's Private Ryan but he's a different Private Ryan. Ted Danson is here. Ted Danson, younger and older, looks like a Ken doll in a nice way, but he has a very long rectangular head.

Spoilers for this movie from a thousand years ago that everyone has seen. Tom Hanks dies. And as he's dying, he says to Private Ryan: earn this. That's so much pressure. Imagine someone's dying words to you being earn this. Also, when he's old and he's at the grave of Miller, he turns to his wife and says, tell me I've led a good life. Leave your wife alone. This movie has a few moments like that where it takes something real and heightens it to This Is Us levels — where you feel like they're trying to make you cry rather than trying to tell a story.

Birds Of Prey

After splitting with the Joker, Harley Quinn joins superheroines Black Canary, Huntress, and Renee Montoya to save a young girl from an evil crime lord.

This movie came out in 2020, has a 78%. No Oscars, but one of my favorites of 2020 — top three, maybe top two, maybe top one. This one and Promising Young Woman, both produced by Margot Robbie's production company Lucky Chap. Lucky Chap produced I, Tonya, Terminal, Birds of Prey, Promising Young Woman. They have a Yorgos Lanthimos movie on the slate, they have the Greta Gerwig Barbie movie. This company is making all my dreams come true.

I'm someone who's vaguely familiar with comic books. But when I saw Suicide Squad, I was — horrified is too strong a word. I saw it with a full theater of mostly men and the things they got excited about, the things they cheered for, genuinely upset me. Which sounds so stupid and lame to say, but I remember there's a scene where Harley licks a prison bar and everyone's like, yeah. And I was like, what are we doing here? I think Margot was so incredibly talented, and so I was really bummed by that.

With this movie, she took the character, she took what she knew about it, and she created this incredible super villain/superhero somewhere in between that isn't permeated by the male gaze.

She really spearheaded getting this movie made. In Suicide Squad, she's wearing short shorts, denim short shorts, ripped fishnets. In this movie, she's wearing fully insane clothes that are really fun to look at — full yellow overalls with a pink fishnet halter top. She's obviously beautiful, but nothing about the clothes she's in is sexual. She's dressed in the way she wants to be dressed. She has a specific sense of style. It's very fun.

It's such a good example of male gaze versus female gaze. The only semi-glamorized shot we see of her is her hair in a wind machine blowing back, and that's because she's watching her breakfast sandwich get made that she's so pumped about.

I remember when the movie came out and there were comments on Twitter about how this is the difference between male and female gaze — that we get this almost pornographic exploration of a breakfast sandwich being made, the eggs cracking, but then Harley is wearing overalls. It's such a different take on the genre because I think even when the women in superhero films are strong, there is that inclination to really still make sure men like them. There's none of that in Birds of Prey.

Margot Robbie in this character — I'm so glad we got this movie because she is perfect in this role. You saw that in Suicide Squad. To see her make it her own — she does this accent that's really wonderfully cartoonish, with weird emphasis on some words, like poi-fect. It really captures this surreal vibe. I knew she could act, but this really establishes her as a star. Her charisma is absolutely out of this world. As Harley, it doesn't rely on her being one of the most gorgeous women on the planet. That's not what we're looking at. She plays every element of this movie so loud, with such conviction, but also with emotion. It's never unbelievable.

The costume designer said they were talking about how Harley isn't meant to be an object of desire in this movie, which is on purpose. Erin Benach, the costume designer, said, that's what happens when you have a female producer, director, writer. Robbie added, yeah, it's definitely less male gaze-y. She had discussed how uncomfortable her outfits were for Suicide Squad, so that was altered for this movie.

There's a scene when the sprinklers are going off and she gets soaked and there is nothing sexual about it. The water makes for this really great fight scene. There's nothing wet-t-shirt-contest about it. She's wearing a white t-shirt, but that's not what's happening.

One of my favorite moments: she's hiding from all these guys, prepared to fight them — guys that got out of their jail cells. She is in basically an evidence room at a police station and she realizes she's behind a bunch of bags of cocaine and guys are shooting at it. The cocaine flies up into the air, she looks around, realizes what's happening, and she just inhales. Her eyes go wide and "Black Betty" starts playing. Such a good, fun fight scene song. The whole soundtrack for this movie is really fun. Every element came together into what I want from a superhero movie — bright and colorful and fun.

Rosie Perez plays Detective Renee Montoya. At one point Montoya is investigating a crime scene, looking at four guys that have all been shot by arrows, and it kind of pauses the scene so she can walk around it and replay what was happening. This movie is really innovative in the way it shares information. The story isn't fully linear — it unfolds these different pieces for you. Rosie Perez just gets to be grumpy and great. She's good at her job but she's also not going to play by anyone else's rules. And Renee Montoya the character is the first canonically gay character in either a Marvel or a DC movie. We see her ex-girlfriend, played by Ali Wong, which is cool. It's not a big deal — she's just mad that her ex-girlfriend is there.

Jurnee Smollett plays Dinah Lance, aka Black Canary. She's such a good singer — Jurnee does her own singing. She sings at the club that Roman owns, the Black Mask, our main villain. When he sees her fighting to help Harley get away from some drunk guys, he decides she will be his new driver. She becomes enmeshed in his world of crime but she's letting Montoya know what's going on because she wants to protect the little girl he is after. Her as Black Canary — I want her in more action movies because she is so cool.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead plays Huntress, Helena Bertinelli. What an unsung hero Mary Elizabeth Winstead is. She is so good in so many things. You watch her and you know you're going to get a good performance. She's very funny in a very understated way and she gets to really lean into that in this movie. Her entire family was killed in search of a diamond that holds their riches — all their money is in offshore bank accounts and all the numbers are stored inside a diamond. She has spent her life preparing to avenge them.

You think, wow, the Huntress kills all these people — other people call her the Crossbow Killer — but you realize she stands in a mirror and practices, do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? There's something so real about her. I love when somebody says "a bow and arrow" and she says, it's not a bow and arrow, it's a crossbow. I'm not 12. She's semi-awkward but still so cool and sure of herself in so many ways.

Ella Jay Basco plays Cassandra Cain, the kid who swallows the diamond. She's a little pickpocket. Everyone is trying to either cut it out of her or get it out another way — Harley gives her a whole lot of prune juice, that's not working. They need to protect her from Roman the Black Mask. Ella Jay Basco is a very fun kid in this movie. Everybody's trying to protect her and you're never annoyed. She can handle herself but also is a kid who needs someone to look out for her.

Our villain, the Black Mask, Roman, is played by Ewan McGregor. Before Ewan was cast, Nicolas Cage, Sharlto Copley, and Sam Rockwell were considered. Rockwell passed on the role but was considered the archetype for the casting. As much as I adore him, I'm very happy that Ewan got to flex this weird, dark, comedic, strange, Nicolas Cage energy type muscle in this movie. He is so good in it.

He has all these little idiosyncrasies. He's going to cut the faces off these people. Then he goes, actually, this girl can go. And he takes tape off her mouth. Then he sees a snot bubble in her nose. And he's like, ew, nevermind, cut her face off.

What I love is that he's this male villain who never sexualizes the heroes. There's never a threat of sexual assault. He never looks them up and down. He respects Black Canary as his driver and is devastated when he thinks he's been betrayed. Yes, he wants to own her in the way that she's his singer at his club. But there aren't those elements. He definitely is misogynistic, he definitely doesn't love women, but I liked that there weren't those elements.

Important trivia: Harley suffers a concussion at one point and has a dream of herself singing "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend." Of course, Ewan McGregor is probably best known for Moulin Rouge, where Nicole Kidman sings "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend." So he is in both of those, dancing to it. I love it.

Chris Messina plays his right-hand man, Mr. Zsasz — also a really strange, quirky villain I enjoyed. He's sniveling a little bit. At one point Black Canary is late and Ewan McGregor is like, it's fine. And Chris Messina is like, no, you're late. Shouldn't she come back later because she's late? She was late, shouldn't she? He really wants other people to be punished. And Ewan McGregor is like, no man, cool it, it's fine, don't worry about it.

Cathy Yan directed this movie. She is the first Asian woman to direct a superhero movie. She is the second woman to direct a DC film, after Patty Jenkins. She knocks it out of the park. Every element of this film came together for me — the little things that come up on the screen telling you why people are mad at Harley, the way it unfolds, the coloring, all of it. The writer, Christina Hodson, she wrote another movie that has appeared on Tasteless — Unforgettable with Katherine Heigl and Rosario Dawson, which I love. All the pieces in this movie came together. Watching it in a theater was breathtaking.

Shared Themes

Something that sets these two films apart is that their protagonists aren't heroes to everyone. They're people who live in moral shades of gray, who have to do things outside the realm of human decency to survive. And that doesn't make them bad people, doesn't make them good people. It's a much less black-and-white way of looking at things.

In Saving Private Ryan, we are following soldiers in the midst of war. Soldiers are forced to do horrible things to protect not only themselves but their fellow soldiers and their country. Other people's lives are in their hands. The best example of this is Vin Diesel and the little girl. A girl's parents beg the soldiers to take their two children to safety. Tom Hanks screams at his soldiers — no children, we do not take children. They have a mission, they can't take the risk. Vin Diesel defies orders, grabs the kid, and says, sorry, Captain, she reminds me of my niece. I gotta take her, I gotta help her. And he gets shot and bleeds out slowly all over the note he wrote to his dad.

Was taking the kid the moral thing to do, the "right" thing to do? Yeah, probably. But they have a mission. And when Vin takes the girl, he's focused on her, so not only is he endangering his life, he's endangering the lives of the other men he's supposed to be looking out for.

Which leads us to the crux of the movie. Eight men are sent back into battle to save a single man and they feel conflicted about it. Most of them don't think it's worthwhile. Why kill eight men to save one man? They don't think it's right. Private Ryan could already be dead, but they're here alive now and they don't want to put themselves in danger. Many of them do die on the way to rescue Private Ryan, or even when they're with him. But he represents something more — he represents that mother. And Edward Burns is like, I have a mother. We all have mothers who don't want their sons to die. Why is he more important?

Another complicated aspect: Tom Hanks at one point has a POW, a prisoner of war. He sets him free — has him dig graves, then they're like, you can't kill the guy now. He sets him free with a blindfold and a hundred-yard head start. That is the man who kills him. That is the man who later at the bridge shoots him. There was no clear morally correct option in war. There just isn't.

In Birds of Prey, we're exploring the choices of women who have been shafted by the world, who have been put in a box, mistreated, and who are trying to make things right in the only way they can. They don't have the luxury of making the right choice a lot of the time. They've been left to their own devices and need to survive the seedy underbelly of the worlds they've found themselves in.

Harley is an incredibly complicated character. She's not a hero, not even a villain — just a woman who has gotten away with her behavior for a really long time while putting up with disrespect from the Joker. That got her certain perks, people looked the other way. Now she needs to figure out how to stand on her own two feet, which leads to some poor decisions. When she decides to turn in Cassandra — when she's going to give Cassandra over to Roman — it's because she feels like she doesn't have another choice.

We don't judge Black Canary for working as a driver for Roman, or Huntress for murdering vigilante-style the people who killed her family instead of pulling a Spider-Man and tying them up outside a police station. Where the criminal justice system has failed, Huntress has stepped in to make sure these evil men are dealt with. Detective Montoya is working outside the scope of her job to make sure the real bad guy who no one else wants to go after gets what's coming to him. And in the process, she forgets the rules she promised to adhere to as an officer of the law and becomes a vigilante.

Even Cassandra must make bad choices to survive. She picks pockets from people — maybe good people, maybe bad people — to keep herself going as her foster parents fight about keeping her. She is on her own, and since she can't get a job as a kid, she does what she needs to do. Everyone here is operating at the level of survival in both movies, and when they can do the right thing, they try to. But that's not always possible.

The best element of these movies is when our wildly different characters come together and have each other's backs. The protagonists in both films must learn to put the group above the individual.

In Saving Private Ryan, Tom Hanks' team had worked together during their attack on Omaha Beach. When he's told he needs to head up the mission, he gets the same men along with Jeremy Davies the translator and they set out. We've seen these guys in battle together, covering each other. But for those first 25 minutes, we don't see a lot of communication — it's just Tom Hanks giving them orders, which is what battle is. With this new mission, a lot of the men are unhappy. They wonder why their lives aren't as important as Ryan's. They question Tom Hanks, they grumble and gripe. But when they're faced with incredible challenges and not many resources, they learn how to work together.

When they're in that town with the bridge that Ryan refuses to leave because he wants to protect it, the men finally begin sharing personal facts with each other. They set a plan — they're going to destroy the tracks on one of the tanks so it'll block the road and funnel the bad guys in one spot where they can be gunned down. Everyone is working together. They come together in a way that's really incredible. A lot of them wind up dying, but it's not for a lack of trying and being the best they can for each other and for themselves.

In Birds of Prey, our women had been working separately to get the diamond, each after it for their own reasons. But then they find themselves trapped at the theme park in a room, at which point they realize it would be best if they worked together. They each use their individual strengths. Harley does gymnastics. Montoya loves punching. Black Canary is a kicker. Huntress has a crossbow. In conjunction, in the service of one goal — saving Cassandra — they fight off wave after wave of bad guys. They each have their own focus while also looking out for the others. And in saving one another, they know they've got each other's backs. They don't worry that one of them is going to betray the other. That's never a concern. They're like, nope, we're working together. That's it. I know you've got my back. I love that.

Between our soldiers and our sirens, there are such distinct personalities, but you believe — of course they could work together. I see how this works. It wasn't unbelievable.

Saving Private Ryan and Birds of Prey both have troubled characters, but they also share an important message of hope.

The guys in Saving Private Ryan are mad that eight men's lives are being risked for one man. But Tom Hanks, in addition to just wanting to do the job so he can go home, also understands the importance of hope. Ryan represents that. A mother has three dead sons coming home to her. All she has left in this world is Matt Damon. There's something about this mother losing all four children that the head army guys cannot stomach. It's too devastating. One child gives her something, some link.

Ryan's story is one that upsets the people he runs into. Everyone has a similarly somber reaction when they find out three separate brothers have died. We learn the brothers were purposely sent to different areas with different tasks to try to keep something like this from happening. Regardless, getting James Ryan home to his mother means a great deal to morale, to the optics of the war, to this family. While the guys are mad to be sacrificed for one other man, everyone wants this mother to have someone come home to her.

In Birds of Prey, our women are mostly single-minded, working towards a set goal with no plans afterwards. But finding each other, uniting to save Cassandra — it gives them new life. It gives them hope for a better future. Through their protection of Cassandra, they realize they can be better people. They realize that others can rely on them and that they can make connections.

Harley felt bereft with the loss of the Joker. She doesn't know who she is without him. But she's able to define herself, differentiate herself over the course of this film. Instead of mourning her past, she finally becomes excited for her future — making new business cards, starting a new life for herself and Cassandra. And the other women start their own crime-fighting squad, giving themselves a new purpose and a continued bond with the people who understand them best.

What Birds Of Prey Did Better

One big difference in the two films that sets them apart is the importance of having a choice. At the end of the day, the guys in Saving Private Ryan have a duty to their country and are following orders. That carries over into the duty to their fellow soldier — not just the duties they have to those above them, but also to the men they are in this situation with. And of course they grow to care for each other. Of course there's camaraderie in this awful world they're forced to navigate. And that camaraderie isn't made any less meaningful just because it is forced. Most of life is like — you're put with people and then you like them or you don't.

But there's something I love about Birds of Prey having people come together not just because they have to, but because they want to. They want to protect the kid. The women in Birds of Prey make choices for themselves, for the moment, not because someone above them is telling them what they must do. In fact, they're finally getting to make their own choices, especially Harley.

In the world of Saving Private Ryan, at the end of the day, these men have been given orders and they're going to do them. Even when they argue with Tom Hanks — when he's just like, well, it's orders — they're like, all right. And by following these orders, they can take a lot of the blame off themselves. Even Tom Hanks, the head of this contingent, is following the orders of people above him who aren't in the field, who are sitting in their office reading an old Abraham Lincoln letter and bemoaning a mother losing her children.

Tom Hanks makes one call for himself. He agrees to have the men stay to help Ryan's men hold that bridge. And that leads to a lot of them dying. But the other men at the bridge had to stay because of orders. They didn't choose because they love their country to stay there — there's this obligation everyone has.

The women in Birds of Prey who have felt so helpless at various points in their lives, who have been treated as less than, who have been consistently underestimated — in this story, they are finally making choices for themselves.

Harley had been under the Joker's thumb, and it's a huge turning point when she admits to the world she's no longer associated with him and must stand on her own two feet, no longer under his umbrella of protection. Finally responsible for her own actions.

Montoya stops coloring inside the lines of Gotham City PD because they have passed her over for promotion and treat her with zero respect. In following her own path, she uncovers the evils of Ewan McGregor. She's on his trail.

Black Canary is someone who has not wanted to live in her mother's shadow — someone else who had the vocal powers that she does. She balks at Montoya's suggestion that she follow in the senior Dinah's footsteps. However, it is her choice near the end of the film to use the power she inherited. A choice she doesn't make lightly.

Huntress had everything taken from her and a specific mission she lived her life by that kept her going. Everything prior to this movie was in service of killing the men that killed her family. When she kills who she thinks is the last one, she's able to make the choice for how to continue forward. Montoya is integral in that, reminding her that Roman is the man at the top and Huntress can keep doing good for the world.

Cassandra Cain is shuttled around from person to person, place to place, in search of the diamond she swallowed. But she realizes these women do have her best interests at heart, and when she has the chance to start a new life with Harley as her apprentice, she makes that choice, she takes that chance.

Here's the issue. While I think Saving Private Ryan is a fascinating look at the things people go through during war, it gives all the characters an out. They don't have to be responsible for their actions. It can always be blamed on someone up the line. They don't have to come to terms with what they've done in the same way they would if they had made the choices themselves. The women of Birds of Prey — they're experiencing choice for the first time and we're seeing the consequences of that.

I know men and women are different — that's like half my podcast, probably. But despite the camaraderie among the men in Saving Private Ryan, we see how cruel they are to someone they see as an outsider — to the translator, Jeremy Davies — until really the last moments of the film. Whereas the relationships between the women in Birds of Prey develop. There's not immediate acceptance, but there are so many more shades of gray. It's not this immediate rudeness. No one compromises their snarkiness, but they are supportive of one another in the way that humans should be. Not just because they've been assigned the same team by the United States government.

Jeremy Davies the translator in Saving Private Ryan — he's annoying. And it's clear the other guys have a tight-knit thing and now they have this intruder in their midst. I'm not the most welcoming person. I hate new things. But these guys are hateful to Jeremy Davies. They mock everything he says. They ask him questions about the book he's writing so he'll start answering and then they shut him down. They tell Private Ryan he's a burden. There's very little compassion among these men, even with all they've faced.

They have moments of sadness for one another, for themselves — Adam Goldberg crying, holding the Nazi knife. Private Ryan at the end, crying when he's old. He knows he owes his life to these men. But in an abstract way, I didn't really feel the bonds of brotherhood would extend past the three hours of their lives that we watched. They're in it for now only, and then they'll all go back to their separate lives that they don't even tell these guys about. Tom Hanks — none of them knew he was a teacher. He's going to go back to that life, none of them are going to know about it. I mean, he's not, because he's dead, but you know what I mean. There was no "in" — this was always a "for now." Brotherhood is such a large part of this movie, but it doesn't feel lasting. It feels temporary, in these specific circumstances only.

In Birds of Prey, the women are fiercely independent but they always respect one another. I don't know how you can be in the army expecting someone to have your back and not have some form of respect for them. That's crazy to me.

The women in Birds of Prey — their bonds go beyond orders, beyond requirements and what's expected. They validate one another, value one another for their individual contributions. Sometimes they tease each other, sometimes they're frustrated, sometimes they say mean things. But at the end of the day, there's no competition between these women that is anything other than professional.

There are these moments. Harley will tell Huntress, you are so cool. When Black Canary beats up somebody that was about to get her, Harley's like, thanks. Such a genuine appreciation of someone else. Then she gives Black Canary that hair tie — another moment that was spoken about on Twitter a lot as proof that this movie was made by women. The fact that these women are in a fight and Harley says to Black Canary, who has very long hair, hair tie? And offers it to her. Black Canary says thanks and puts her hair up so she can keep fighting. This small moment that's really incredible.

Then later one of them says to Huntress, I love that name, Huntress. And Huntress says, and I love how you were able to kick so high in those really tight pants.

I'm not saying everything needs to be a love fest. But you can tell they're sizing each other up and they appreciate what each other brings to the table. Montoya apologizes to Harley for underestimating her, for thinking she was just the Joker's pawn.

There's such a humanity here that fleshes these characters out into more than the battle they are facing — into people that we can picture in a variety of contexts. The guys in Saving Private Ryan don't exist outside that movie and they don't exist outside that battle.

We don't know who these men are when they go back home, if they go back home.

Watch Birds of Prey. It is on HBO Max. Every one of those fight scenes was something new — it wasn't the same old same old. Exploding glitter and smells and a beanbag gun. It's so fun.

Hit me up at @tastelesspod on social media. We can talk about Margot Robbie, we can talk about her beanbag gun, which was such a fun weapon, or we can talk about how we all collectively forgot Vin Diesel was in Saving Private Ryan.

Go Your Own Way: Trainspotting vs Ass Backwards

Trainspotting vs Ass Backwards

Two darkly humorous movies about living life outside the bounds of polite society and overcoming dependencies - it's Trainspotting vs Ass Backwards.

Episode Transcription & Breakdown

Every episode of Tasteless, I take a critically acclaimed film and compare it to one that shares the same themes but didn't get the attention it deserves — and explain why that second movie is my pick. This week: two darkly humorous movies about living life outside the bounds of polite society and overcoming dependencies. It's Trainspotting vs. Ass Backwards.

The tone of these movies is different, yes. But at the end of the day they explore similar emotions and should hold equally important places in the pantheon of cinema.

Trainspotting

Renton, deeply immersed in the Edinburgh drug scene, tries to clean up and get out despite the allure of drugs and the influence of friends.

This movie came out in 1996. It has a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes and it was nominated for an Oscar for Best Writing for a screenplay based on material previously produced or published, for John Hodge. It's number 164 on the IMDB top rated movies, so it's pretty entrenched in movies that people enjoy.

My first thought when watching this movie is: I don't know what I'd want to be called less — Sick Boy or Spud.

Let's talk Renton, aka Ewan McGregor. Ewan McGregor can pull off a crop top and an earring so well. It's such a good look on him — except for the skinniness. To play the skinny, heroin-addicted Renton, he lost 26 pounds. IMDB trivia claims he achieved this by grilling everything and by drinking wine and gin instead of beer. It must be nice to be a celebrity. They're like, you want to lose some weight? I'll just grill my foods. Ho ho ho. Great. Whatever.

I was very annoyed by this very actor-y thing: McGregor considered injecting heroin to better understand the character but eventually decided against it. This is the thing that makes me mad about actors. Really? You were going to try heroin for your movie job? Come on, cool it. It's a real Jared Leto move, so I'm glad he didn't wind up doing it.

Back to the crop top. Imagine if everything else in Moulin Rouge was the exact same except the entire time Ewan was wearing the crop top he wears in Trainspotting at the club scene. What a delight that would be.

Look, Ewan McGregor has been part of these massive things. He was Obi-Wan in the Star Wars prequels, he was in Tim Burton's Big Fish, he was Dan Torrance in Doctor Sleep, he was on the Fargo show, he was recently really great as the villain in Birds of Prey. He's part of these massively famous properties and universes, but he gets to go a little under the radar because we don't know him better from a scandalous personal life. We really only know him from his work. He's very talented, he always brings something new, he always chooses interesting projects. I can hate one character of his and love the next — he's not always doing the same exact thing. And when he's not acting, he's out there motorcycling around. He delivers vaccines to remote villages. What a guy.

In this movie he is a heroin addict who tries to get clean and hangs out with a bunch of other heroin-addicted friends. One of his friends is Spud, played by Ewen Bremner. Spud's a nice guy, a little dumb, but there's no malice to him the way there is with some of the other characters like Sick Boy and Begbie. The actor, Ewen Bremner — another Ewan — is a face you know from everywhere: Wonder Woman, Snowpiercer, Pearl Harbor, Perfect Sense (which also has Ewan McGregor and is so good). He also played Renton in the stage version of Trainspotting.

Johnny Lee Miller plays Sick Boy — obsessed with James Bond, probably the dad of baby Dawn who dies. Yes, this movie has a baby die. It's tough because watching it now, the fake baby is so fake that you've got to really push that aside to get on board with the emotional turmoil. But the acting is great. Sick Boy is just always babbling, and he's the one who becomes kind of a pimp and a creep. He steals from Renton. He's just a real jerk. The actor Johnny Lee Miller is probably best known for Sherlock Holmes in Elementary and for being married to Angelina Jolie for a minute. I would love to hang out in a room with everyone who has had a long-term relationship with Angelina Jolie. It is such a varied bunch. That is a gang I want to start.

Robert Carlyle plays Begbie. Begbie doesn't do heroin, but he is a maniac. He just loves to attack people. He gets his jollies from fighting. I knew him best because he plays Rumpelstiltskin in Once Upon a Time, a show that I loved on ABC. He was one of the most compelling elements of the show along with Lana Parrilla as the Evil Queen. They were two perfect villains.

Now, usually, if you know anything about me, you know I've always had a problem with J.K. Rowling. Before it was cool, okay? Before we found out she was a TERF. I was always a little annoyed that she waited until all of her books were sold and her movies optioned and then she said, by the way, Dumbledore was gay. Okay, well, why couldn't you have said that? Don't start with me, Harry Potter fans. I can't, I'm too tired.

But I thought this was interesting — maybe a little hypocritical of me. In 2009, Robert Carlyle told a BAFTA interviewer that he played Begbie as a closeted gay man whose outbursts of violence were due to his fear of being outed. Irvine Welsh, who wrote the movie's source novel, confirmed that he wrote the Begbie of the book to have an ambiguous sexuality and agreed with Carlyle's interpretation of the film's version. That's interesting to me because Begbie has a scene where he's going to go home with a woman and then finds out that she is a transsexual woman and gets very upset and fights with Ewan McGregor over it. For all of their faults — the heroin use, letting a baby die, et cetera — they are very accepting of their friends. Whatever, whoever you want to go home with, it's cool. So I think that's an interesting layer.

Also in this friend group is Tommy, played by Kevin McKidd — he was the cute one. I felt so bad for him because the actor missed the photo shoot for the promos, so he's not in any of the promotional photos, not on the DVD cover. But guess what? He's been in 288 episodes of Grey's Anatomy. He's fine.

This movie also has Kelly MacDonald, who plays a young woman that Ewan McGregor meets when he's in his crop top at a club, goes home with her, has sex with her, and finds out she is in school. She is a schoolgirl. It is illegal. So she blackmails him to keep hanging out with her. Upsettingly — not because I'm a pervert, but because I'm sick of films doing this — the sex scene between Ewan McGregor and Kelly MacDonald had to be trimmed for the American release because it appeared that Diane seemed to be enjoying it too much. You find that's often the case with what they want cut when it comes to sexuality in a movie: they want anything having to do with women cut out. But Kelly MacDonald, for being so much younger, really holds her own with this group of guys when we do see her.

This movie is known for a couple of its upsetting parts — baby Dawn dying, the worst toilet in Scotland, which is this disgusting poop scene. Every trivia thing, every video about Trainspotting, they're all like: don't worry, the poop was actually chocolate and smelled quite pleasant. Well, yeah, I didn't think it was poop. So thanks though, I guess.

This is one of those movies you need to watch because it's a slice of life of people you probably would never be exposed to. And for a movie this dark, humor can go a long way in making you empathize with the characters. The movie is funny. It has really funny moments and really dark moments and is just beautifully acted. Ewan McGregor is, I think, really an unsung hero.

Ass Backwards

Two best friends (Kate and Chloe) embark on a cross country trip back to their hometown to attempt to win a pageant that eluded them as children.

This movie came out in 2013. It has a 27% on Rotten Tomatoes.

I saw this movie at Outfest in Los Angeles when it premiered, because I'm such a big fan of its co-writers and co-stars, Casey Wilson and June Diane Raphael. After the movie screened there was a Q&A, and then I nervously approached Casey and June and June’s husband Paul Scheer after and just said how much I loved it and scurried away. It was one of my first very exciting Los Angeles experiences.

Casey Wilson and June Diane Raphael are brilliant women, friends, writers, comedians, actresses. Together they wrote Bride Wars, which I did an episode on. Love that movie. But this is a very different kind of comedy, although it does share themes of friendship.

Casey Wilson plays Chloe. Individually, Casey was on one of my all-time favorite shows, Happy Endings. I enjoy her podcast Bitch Sesh with Danielle Schneider where they talk about the Real Housewives and have great guests — whenever June shows up on that show, I'm dying laughing. Casey is currently on Black Monday, which looks up my alley but I don't have Showtime. She popped up in Gone Girl. I'll listen to any podcast she guests on.

There's a point at the end of Ass Backwards where she starts doing finger guns. She's on stage at the pageant, doing finger guns, and it's just such a great small moment. She can sing — she has an incredible voice — but will also utilize it for comedy. There's a Comedy Bang! Bang! sketch on the TV show where she sings a song about Cheez-Its. I think it's a Les Mis song but about Cheez-Its, and I think about it all of the time. She's so talented, so funny, and she has a book coming out called The Wreckage of My Presence, which is essays by her, and I'm really excited for that.

Her character Chloe is a mess. She works dancing and singing in a box — a glass box at a club — so no one can actually hear her sing. She's hung up on an ex-boyfriend from almost a decade ago. And all she has is her friend Kate.

Kate is played by June Diane Raphael, also a genius actress. She's in Grace and Frankie. I adore her podcast How Did This Get Made, which covers a lot of the same movies that I fight for here. And I love her love for Grease 2. She's so funny and brilliant. She has put her weight behind important political information and movements, writing a book along with Kate Black called Represent: The Woman's Guide to Running for Office and Changing the World. She participated in Fire Drill Fridays with her co-star Jane Fonda and founded a space called The Jane Club in Los Angeles, which started as a co-working space for women, for moms, but has morphed into an online sanctuary with classes and connection. Basically, June and Casey walk the walk. They are incredible women in addition to being the funniest.

A moment in Ass Backwards where June really got me: her and Casey go up on stage at an amateur night at this strip club because they need to make money to get to their next location — it's a road trip comedy. She gets up on stage and there are guys surrounding it, and she just starts shaking hands with the guys surrounding the stage and says, nice to meet you. Very politely. Her delivery — she's really good at a deadpan, whereas Casey is really good at an insane reaction. Then June gets very centered and quiet, and they're both equally crazy in the best way.

Also featuring in this movie as Kate and Chloe's rival — although the rival doesn't know it — is Alicia Silverstone. Clueless, The Crush, the Aerosmith music videos — but she has appeared in so many really interesting, darkly comedic roles in recent decades. Ass Backwards, Catfight with Anne Heche and Sandra Oh, The Killing of a Sacred Deer with Nicole Kidman and Colin Farrell. She's really picked some interesting projects.

There's a delivery she has — because she can do so broad, but she can also do dark, she can do somewhat oblivious, and she can be an awful person. She's talking about her charity and she says, it gives makeovers to low-income gals so they can have the opportunity to look like me, if only for one day, and says it with such conviction.

Kate and Chloe have seen this woman — she plays Laurel, who won the beauty pageant against them and now has a book and is successful. Kate and Chloe are trying to find their way in life. They go to see Laurel and Laurel has no idea who they are. She keeps calling them the wrong name. At the end, after they have a full-on meltdown at the pageant, Alicia Silverstone just very firmly says, Sherry, Faith — which is of course not their names. It's a perfect moment of comedy. It's so good.

Vincent D'Onofrio plays Casey's father — from Men in Black, Daredevil, Ratched. He has given everything to his daughter and her friend. He has not retired because he has been trying to help them. And they have to realize the way that they are hurting him.

Brian Geraghty, from The Hurt Locker, Chicago PD, Big Sky — he plays a guy who was on a show like Intervention but called Rehabilitation that Kate and Chloe love to watch. They see him, they meet him in real life, and he shows them some hard truths about themselves.

I love the darker comedic elements of the movie and I also really enjoy the just strange moments. When the two women get into a fight and are going their separate ways, there's this instrumental of "I Touch Myself" playing, and Kate runs into all these children — because there's been this overarching theme. Kate calls herself a CEO; she sells her eggs. She starts thinking about the fact that there could be all of these babies, little girls, out there from her eggs, and it starts to weigh on her. She's curious about what's happened. She meets these weird kids in the woods and is spinning around with them while Chloe tears pages out of this stalker book she has, where she keeps a lock of hair from her boyfriend who broke up with her nine years ago. It's so strange and so perfect.

This movie really captures this weird comedic feeling. I watched this with my dad and he is a tough sell on comedy — he's a dad's dad, he loves Airplane! and Young Frankenstein. And I watched this and he loved it. I was like, look, it has Penny from Happy Endings, okay? And he's like, all right, I'll give it a try. And he loved it.

I have such a fascination with the comedy of beauty pageants. They're such a specific, odd, foreign-seeming thing. This is a very strange, great movie.

Shared Themes

I know you're thinking, what? How? But let's get into it. I'm pretty proud of this one.

Our characters in Trainspotting and Ass Backwards live their lives outside the boundaries of polite society. They have chosen a different path from what is traditionally set out for us, and while it fulfills them in some ways, it does make their lives more difficult, and they have to come to terms with that.

Renton admits in Trainspotting that he knows what normal life is supposed to be like and that he is continually choosing a different path. His opening monologue is famous: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

He knows he isn't part of the status quo and he doesn't care. He cares more about feeling good right now, having his little routines, getting off heroin by locking himself in a motel then getting right back on it. He doesn't want responsibility. He doesn't want commitment. He wants what feels good now.

Renton has a lot going for him — parents who are supportive, who do everything they can to try to wean him off drugs, then take a tougher tactic and make him go cold turkey. It's not that he was abandoned and that's why he shuns society. No, it can happen to anyone. I think we all have a friend who hates being bored more than anything else, who will torpedo their life to feel something. And that's Renton — always wanting to feel, wanting something to be going on, except when he does heroin and just lays there.

When Renton gets into a more socially acceptable life working in real estate, his friends come back and rope him into a drug deal where he quickly agrees to test the product for them. He thinks he's not a slave to drugs, that he decides when he does or does not partake, but that risk just shows that he will always have that desire in himself to live on the outskirts. He has to forcibly rip himself from that world by disengaging from his friends at the end of the movie. It's the only shot he has at going clean — to get out of this situation.

In Ass Backwards, Kate and Chloe are not quite so purposefully rebellious, but they also don't choose a career, a family, a big television. Instead they're trying to make ends meet while also still maintaining the closeness to one another and the freedom from the system that they think is important. Kate calls herself a CEO — she sells her eggs. Chloe is a singer in a box. The movie is Ass Backwards because that's these women's approach to life: it's backwards, it's not the norm. Instead of becoming part of the regular system, getting a boring 9-to-5, it's more important for these women to feel as though they have freedom. Yet always scrambling to keep the lights on is a strange kind of freedom — much like struggling to find your next heroin dose doesn't feel incredibly freeing.

Kate and Chloe have spent money on a waterbed but don't have money for rent. They refuse to acknowledge the obligations one has as a grown-up in a big city. When we see them walking the streets of New York discussing its beauty, we are also witness to their delusion. They talk about how friendly people are as they are screamed at. They talk about what good people they are as they give a homeless person a coupon that's valueless. They basically just live in a fully different world.

I was so struck when I was looking up the posters for these two movies. The tagline on the poster for Ass Backwards is "choose your own reality." And, you know, the Trainspotting poster has the "choose life" monologue.

They choose to live on the outskirts. They choose to not integrate. And there's something in watching people like Renton, like Kate and Chloe, that's therapeutic. There's a schadenfreude to it — getting satisfaction from witnessing another person's failures and troubles. The humor of both films comes from witnessing absolutely ridiculous situations, cringing at them, laughing, even as we know and hope we won't have to experience anything half as harrowing, half as embarrassing. It's a very specific type of humor, and I think it's what unites these movies in my mind the most. I Googled to make sure and, thank God, people call Trainspotting a dark comedy. I'm not just a monster.

Renton and his friends in Trainspotting, and Kate and Chloe in Ass Backwards — they all have a dependency that holds them back. Renton to heroin, while Kate and Chloe have a codependency on one another.

We never delve into the beginning of Renton's heroin addiction. We meet him when he's accepted it as part of his life and his days are focused on getting another fix. We see how Spud is unable to get a job — Renton encourages him not to interview too well because they don't actually want to hold a job down. They want to collect unemployment and hang around and do heroin. We see Tommy living a relatively productive life — although he isn't a great boyfriend — until he is broken up with. Then he starts heroin and can't focus on anything else.

It was important and touching that Renton would not give Tommy heroin when he wanted to try it, because Renton knows deep down it's not the right choice, despite making it for himself. He doesn't want to be the one to lead Tommy astray.

But in addition to the drugs, there's a connection among the men who do them — a camaraderie, a shared experience that makes these men close and makes that lifestyle hard to escape. It's what draws Tommy in, wanting to be part of things, something that seems to soothe his friends when they're at their lowest points. He wants that. And they all encourage each other's behavior. They keep each other down like a bucket of crabs — all crawling over each other, keeping any of them from actually reaching the rim.

That's exactly what's going on with Kate and Chloe. After a shared beauty pageant trauma that haunts them — where they lose, do a really bad job — these two women feel that they are the only two people in the world that understand each other, and they encourage one another in deeply unhelpful ways. Kate keeps telling Chloe that a guy who broke up with her nine years ago will definitely want her back. Chloe tells Kate that she's a CEO as she sets up shop in a Starbucks to try to get people to buy her eggs. These women don't understand why they aren't winners, while also not working to better themselves. They tell each other that Kate's poor question answering in the Q&A portion and Chloe's awful singing in the talent portion actually deserve to win.

You should be there for your friends, but you also need a bit of honesty. You can't live in delusion; it's not healthy.

When Kate pretends to be Chloe's therapist and asks Chloe questions about Kate, it's very dark. And that's acknowledged by Brian of Rehabilitation when they meet him, an actual drug addict. They meet him in jail and see that he's not clean despite the TV portraying him as such. They do crystal meth with him. He reaches his rock bottom when he sees how sad the two of them are — how they are still not working through the issues that have been haunting them for decades. He sees them leaning on each other, having the same fight about the pageant that they've been having this entire time, and it opens his eyes.

The addiction Kate and Chloe have to each other, to a delusion, to a different reality, is the closest I'm personally ever going to get to heroin use. That out-of-control feeling, out-of-body feeling, as you watch yourself make the worst, most embarrassing choices.

These movies make a perfect double feature — two sides of the same coin. There's an inevitability in the actions of Renton and of Kate and Chloe, a circular nature. Like that quote about insanity being doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. (By the way, people attribute that to Einstein. It's not him. It's not confirmed as having been said by him. But it's that inevitability.) Just trying the same thing, doing it over and over, and it's just not working, but you don't know what else to do.

To move past that, Renton, Kate, and Chloe have to acknowledge the ways they've hurt others and work to become more adult. Doing things that come naturally to most people are a struggle for them. They have to make the choice to actively be better. They don't even really fully commit to that choice, but they start taking the baby steps to get there.

Renton does choose life at the end of the film. Yes, he has to screw over his friends to do so. But they were mostly not very good friends. Who knows if he sticks to it, but for now he's choosing to extricate himself from the bad habits that have plagued him, from the people who have encouraged him to be his worst self, and to become part of polite society.

I know it's not cool. Like, I hate the man. I don't want to — there's falling completely in line with everything that you're told to do, and then there's just being part of humanity. And I think people blur those two too often and think that it's cool to just say "F it" to all of it. No — you're part of a system. If you're living in a house and not a shack in the woods, you're part of a system. Is this episode revealing that I'm very uncool? I'm like, very uncool.

Kate and Chloe get all their pent-up frustrations out when they return to the pageant. They no longer feel like they have an axe to grind, and they choose life as well. They get jobs as baristas — a big step for them. Finally, real jobs with hopefully benefits. They get an apartment in the Bronx that they can afford as opposed to the spot they were trying to live. They come to terms with the realities of the world, realities they had been ignoring for far too long. They pay back the people they had borrowed from. They acknowledge that there is a world around them, there are people around them, that they are not the only ones trying to make it in this world. And they try to right their wrongs.

What Ass Backwards Does Better

So much of both of these movies is about friendship, for better or for worse, and I love that the films explore how important friendship can be in our lives.

But Renton washing his hands of Spud did bum me out a little, whereas I appreciated that Ass Backwards ended with Kate and Chloe still learning with each other. I know Renton says a million times that he's not a good person — they let a baby die, so this isn't the worst thing they do. But so much of the film is about these integral relationships, and they sort of rush by Tommy's death.

Here's what happens at the end. Renton has been sucked in by Sick Boy into another scheme and they wind up with a bunch of money. He, Sick Boy, Begbie, and Spud are all at a hotel. Renton had just gotten his life together and this is really setting him on the wrong path. He tried drugs again. It just isn't a good fit for him. So he decides to take the money and run. Spud opens his eyes in the night when Renton gets the money, and Spud shakes his head at him, but he doesn't stop him. Renton makes a break for it and leaves two thousand pounds in a locker for Spud.

After a movie all about camaraderie, he ditches them. He does need to get away to escape these bad habits. But his whole life has been so dedicated to these friendships, to being this pack animal. And then he just fully ditches them. He bails. He leaves Spud a couple thousand in a locker, but Spud definitely still has an awful life. These friendships are such a crucial part of who he is, and yeah, you need to get rid of friends sometimes, but it was just so unceremonious. Bup, bye.

Kate and Chloe in Ass Backwards may pull each other down, but their friendship is also the strongest foundation they have. If they can overcome their demons and also maintain a healthier version of their bond with each other, that is the ultimate outcome. They have become each other's chosen family in a difficult city in pursuit of their dreams. It's nice if they can still have each other's backs.

And there's an important distinction here as well — the camaraderie over heroin versus the camaraderie over beauty pageants. You'd think in both that you're only out for yourself. In heroin, at the end of the day, if there's only one dose, you're going to take it. Renton says after baby Dawn dies that her mother asks him to mix her up a dose, but she understands she'll only get her dose after he has his. You're out for yourself when push comes to shove.

In the world of beauty pageants, yes, there can only be one winner, but there's also a camaraderie amongst those who lose. Kate and Chloe both didn't place and share the resentment built up after years of feeling that they weren't good enough. I've always had a fascination with beauty pageants. I think they're so rife for comedic interpretation. Miss Congeniality and Drop Dead Gorgeous are two of my favorite films. There's a darkness but also a togetherness of women facing the same chopping block, of all being told they're not worthy. And the exploration of that allows for the women to still have each other's backs up until a certain point, and for there to be redemption afterwards. It's such an interesting space to explore friendship in.

The drug use in Trainspotting feels almost uniquely male, and it really is the ultimate guys-being-guys. There have been papers written on the over-representation of males when it comes to heroin use. The women we see in the film are complaining about the men — the two girlfriends — or they're blackmailing them. While Kelly MacDonald is an interesting figure, these women don't have much going on for themselves.

In Ass Backwards, we cover the shades of gray of all sorts of men and women. And yes, I'm coming from my same old same old not-enough-women-in-films shtick, I get it. This doesn't take away from Trainspotting. Not every movie has to be all things to all people — that would be fully insane. Just like how we can look at older movies and books that are now absolutely not PC and we can still learn something from what they represent from a time. But this podcast is about highlighting something I love, bringing it to the forefront and convincing you of its value.

To that end: Ass Backwards explores the darkness of women and of men. Our heroes are also our villains.

Trainspotting has a horrifying moment when a baby is found dead and her mother is screaming, but we focus in on Sick Boy's reaction to the death. Renton talks about Sick Boy likely being the father. The baby's mother is an afterthought — merely the one who alerted us to this upsetting moment that changes the course of Sick Boy's life. Kelly MacDonald lies about her age to Renton, then blackmails him when he realizes she's a student, but kind of doesn't show up again. The girlfriends of Tommy and Spud are only seen in conversation with one another when it's about Tommy and Spud. Obviously a movie can only have so many main characters, but it's a little derisive.

Then Ass Backwards — a movie where our two main women are troubled, are not typical heroes. We come into contact with Chloe's overly accommodating father, a kind man who will give everything he has to these girls but is relieved when they tell him they can support themselves, even if he doesn't quite believe it. We have Brian, who bails the girls out of jail and shares his stash with them and sees in them something he hates in himself, deciding to go clean and later relapsing. We see Jon Cryer in a great role as the poor stagehand at the pageant who deals with the rage that Kate and Chloe bring. We see Paul Scheer at the amateur club night as just a very funny monster.

We get so many well-rounded figures populating this world of Kate and Chloe, which then allows them to be crazier because they're grounded by all these other people.

There's a hollowness to Trainspotting. Everything feels very surface, very bright, but it's all disintegrating if you look too long at it. And again, that's the sort of movie it is, and that's not necessarily a bad thing.

If you're looking for a movie about living life outside society's rules with dark humor that will make you think about yourself and how you relate to the world, give Ass Backwards a try. It's currently streaming on Amazon Prime, Free Peacock, Paid Peacock, Tubi, Crackle, and Epix. You have so many ways to watch Ass Backwards. Trainspotting is on CBS All Access. Fun. What a fun choice for CBS.

Hit me up at @tastelesspod on social media. We can talk about Casey Wilson and June Diane Raphael, how much I love them, the incredible work they do, the incredible podcasts they put out week after week. Or we can talk about Ewan McGregor in a crop top. Whatever you're into.

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